Email from a Member of Parliament

HOAX WARNING!
I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!!
Please send this to everyone on your email list.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum,
do not show him your bum. This is a scam; he only wants to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
[First name of MP]

Who says the pollies are all dour?